The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it
OH MY GOD
I want the Jasmine one, badly.
I would literally weep with joy if I had the Rapunzel one
I’m a dude but I really want the Mulan or Pocahontas one
If someone proposed to me with the Cinderella one, I’d marry him on the spot.
punzie’s but silver pls & a regular diamond.
Belle or Jasmine. Yup I want either of them.
I want to be her when I grow up
Anxiety is wanting to ask your partner a million questions as to why they’re with you, why they say they care about you, and so on.
Depression is not thinking you’re worth enough to even ask those questions, let alone be with them.
and having both of them is the definition of hell
me walking away from my responsibilities
That fucking head shake near the end.
a girl from nashville sings, and the world listens
if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
easter is on 4/20 next year
blaze it and praise it
and on the third day Jesus rose high as a muthafucka
I love the sound of “11 time Grammy winner, Taylor Swift!”